after so much bleaching and toning I did it

I’m blonde *hisssss*

after so much bleaching and toning I did it

I’m blonde *hisssss*

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

(via virginsacrificer)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via pizza)

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

(via sebstantialcrisis)

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my…

crystallized-teardrops:

i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between

(via legalmexican)

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson, via virginsacrificer)

otakunt:

im fckn crying imagine two ppl running towards each other lovingly across a beach except its the naruto run

(via nicholasmage)

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

(Source: shrugging, via nicholasmage)