everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

(via pizza)

i’m going to quit my bartending job today

it’s gonna feel so.fucking.good.

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via legalmexican)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via legalmexican)

punchbuggydragon:

thecoffeecoyote:

sizvideos:

Video - Follow our Tumblr

SO MANY HUMMINBIRB

HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES

(via cherry-oppa)

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

(Source: flux-rad, via pizza)

kingduchene:

john krasinski making high pitched noises

(via philcoulson)