renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via angryblackman)

mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

(via conchitawurst)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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ampora-roll:

Yes this is why I came to tumblr

ampora-roll:

Yes this is why I came to tumblr

(Source: blushing-violet, via ship-johndave)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via thorki-hiddlesworth)

imagine-dragonlords:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. 

FINE. 

(Source: 50shadesofacceptance, via famousest)

sidneyia:

cynwhy:

engagedbbw:

joodleeatsrainbows:

dorkinthefreakkingdom:

kittiecupcakes:

the-lizard-hunter-sociopath:

And my personal favorite:

Popcorn guy is my favorite.

okay seriously in the extended pictures, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FAMILY COMPLAINING ABOUT WITH THE PIZZA ON THE TABLE? LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT

I like the last one “Oh my god, I’m on fire? Better jump out a fucking window then.

I’ve said it 100 times, I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIAL PEOPLE SO MUCH!!

I can’t stop laughing at the food container cupboard one.

"Is nothing easy?"

apparently fucking not

(via rainbowgrim)

kayla-bird:

itsvondell:

there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

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wendycorduroy:

luckykk:

mocking the cutscene right before a level where you keep dying because you’ve heard it so many times

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